Persuasive Essay Topics of Today and Yesterday: When the
Batman Meets A Batman in Batman Turkey
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When the Batman Meets A Batman in Batman Turkey Will It
Be White Or Dark Meat?
I was blessed to grow up during the second golden age
of comics, and I made the most of it. I read and collected every
comic book of any value that there was including a few Batman
comics. My comic book period lasted from 1967 to 1969, the glory
days of the second round of serious comic books.
I was more of a Marvel comic fan, which included
epic works of fiction like Spiderman, Silver Surfer, Fantastic
Four and the like.
DC comic books, at the time, were written down to
kids, whereas Marvel Comics were written up to kids in a saucy
sort of way with Stan Lee at the helm. You got the idea that Lee
liked his work, while at DC, it was just work. It was much later
that DC caught the wave and started producing more serious work.
The genesis of Batman is well known amongst the
population of comic book fans. Born of rich parents who were
killed when he was but a babe, Batman, along with Robin, decided
to fight for Gotham and be mean to all the bad guys who just
wanted to do bad things.
Imagine my surprise when I learned that this history
of the Bat might be as false as false teeth!
In secret Wiki leaked documents, recently released, it
has been divulged that Batman is not a Batman, but actually a
city in Southeastern Turkey! It even has a river running through
it called the Batman river.
Bruce Wayne, mild mannered rich guy, may actually be
the king of Batman, which from 4000 BC until 1957 was called
Iluh until Wayne possibly bought the place and named it after
One might wonder why Wayne would do such a thing? Was
it because the place has a lot of bats flying around? Was it a
philanthropic gesture? All of this might be possible, but in
fact, oil was discovered there in the 1940's. Lots of oil. Of
course, the area also has lots of caves, which bats are known to
prefer over places without so many caves.
Batman Turkey was a rustic little village of not more
than 3000 Bat people until oil was located there. Bat folks were
a happy, if uneducated lot, sitting around playing with rocks
and not reproducing much. It wasn't until 1979 that they had
their first high school graduating class.
When Batman first came to the tiny village, local
artisans were squeezing out about 40 barrels of oil per year,
but lately production has been expanded to over 7000 barrels a
We have always known that Batman was rich, when he
wasn't fighting crime, but the source of his wealth has never
been adequately explained until now in this very article.
From the paltry 3000 inhabitants of the area when
Wayne took over, through hard work and the lack of
contraceptives, the population has grown to an astounding
300,000 people, all who are employed in one capacity or the
other producing oil for the Wayne enterprises. The family unit
(or bat unit) is typically five children per family, with 50% of
the population being married.
Since producing oil does not require so much mind as
muscle, the education statistics are similar to that of the
inner city inhabitants of Gotham. 15% of males and 43% of
females are considered to be so illiterate that they can't
understand the writing in the Batman comics. However, since
comics are more about pictures, the populace does not go on the
In 2007 Batman University was founded and churns out
inkers by the gross along with, illustrators, and writers for
the popular Batman series of comics and books.
Football is the top sport and Batman University is the
area champion for 1982 and 1986, the best sports years it ever
Nearby towns include Joker, Catwoman, Ra's al Ghul,
Riddler, and Twoface. Each town has their own great football
teams and the championship goes back and forth each season.
The current King of Batman is Bruce Wayne and the
deputy mayor is Robin. Actually, Batman has always been the
mayor of Batman. The post of deputy mayor didn't come until
Several years ago Batman decided to expand its earning
base when it built a 1:1 replica model of Gotham so that Batman
movies could be shot there at a fantastic reduced savings over
shooting them in the real city of Gotham located in Hollywood,
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